The grandaddy of all conspiracy theories – this combines reptilian overlords with HAARP-powered earthquakes, EMPs, Obama being a socialist, dirty bombs, bird flu, and nazi occultism and a handful of other bat-shit crazy ideas. On the bright side, if you survive the impending alien apocalypse, you apparently get $5.3 million.

Just…wow. I can’t believe this hasn’t been autotuned yet. She makes Christine O’Donnell seem grounded.

via io9