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VIDEO: CollegeHumor Spoofs Tech Commercials

VIDEO: CollegeHumor Spoofs Tech Commercials with “Every Tech Commercial”

Short attention spans and an obsession with food. Tech companies have found our greatest weaknesses, and love to exploit them for marketing purposes. But CollegeHumor is calling for an upgrade.

In a brief video, dubbed “Every Tech Commercial,” the humor site pokes fun at the scenarios, buzz words, and people frequently featured in commercials for new gadgets.

The formula is simple: A jaunty indie rock tune playing over a quick-edited video of young people smiling while working at their creative job (which may or may not even exist — wicker-weaver, anyone)? People saying words like “now,” “global,” and “interconnected,” while demonstrating a product with cute kids or a soldier.

“That’s what’ll get me to buy a smartphone, or a wearable computer, or a website that finally puts me in the driver’s seat … whatever that means,” the video joked.

Oh, and throw in a few bakers and someone holding a bag of groceries, and you’re set.

The CollegeHumor short feels so real that a few script changes and a 360-degree shot of an actual gadget could seamlessly transform it into any as-seen-on-TV smartphonetablet, website, or IT company advertisement.

There was a time, in the mid-to-late aughts, when commercials focused on product attributes, not the cute babe on the other end of a FaceTime video. Redmond recentlyturned the tables on that concept in its iPad vs. Surface tablet ads, which poke fun at Siri and the Apple slate’s limitations.

Source: PCMag.com

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Sexually Explicit Songs From the 1930’s: Who Knew?

Sexually Explicit Songs Older Than Your Grandparents

Don’t even think for a second that we’re the only generation to push the boundaries of music, lyrically, into hyper-sexual, utterly crass territories. Here are a bunch of songs from eight decades ago that predate “sweat drip down my balls,” and frankly, paved the way for skeet skeet skeet to happen.

My Girl’s Pussy by Harry Roy & His Orchestra (1931)

(Lyrics start at 0:57)

There’s one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set,
I stroke it every chance I get, it’s my girl’s pussy.


Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather’s like, it’s always nice and warm.

 

Shave ‘Em Dry by Lucille Bogan (1935)

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin’ between my legs’ll make a dead man come

Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,
Oh great God daddy

Now if fuckin’ was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
I’d be fuckin’ in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,
Oh daddy, daddy shave ’em dry

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.
Aside: Ow, shit!

 

Please Warm My Weiner by Bo Carter

I got somethin’ to tell ya baby, don’t get mad this time,
If you warm my weiner
You give me ease all up in my mind
Baby, please warm my wiener, oh, warm my wiener

 

Oh Mister Mitchell by Clara Mitchell (1929)

Oh, oh Mister Mitchell I’m crazy about your sweet poontang

Your cherry pie is juicy, so is your jelly roll
But when you give me poontang I just lose control

 

Sweet Honey Hole by Blind Boy Fuller

Sweet honey hole, sweet honey hole.
Said, it even take my honey, satisfy my soul.
Now you talk about your honey, you haven’t tasted mine,
You taste your honey, you’re goin’ loose your mind.
Sweet honey hole, sweet honey hole.

 

I Let My Daddy Do That by Hattie Hart (1934)

You can milk my cow, use the cream,
But when it comes to lovin’ me that will be in a dream!
I let my daddy do that

You can crank my car, shift my gear,
But when any easy ridin’ goes on here,
I let my daddy do that

 

Get Off With Me by Coot Grant & Kid Wilson (1931)

Mr. Buren said to Lizzie Ford one time,
“Ain’t seen you ’round in a long, long time.”
He lift up Lizzie’s hood,
And say, “Your engine sure look good!”

Get off with me

 

Pin in Your Cushion by Bo Carter (1931)

Now let me stick my pin all in your cushion baby
Oh your cushion’s so, so very warm
Now let me stick my pin all in your cushion baby
My pin is so nice and long

Source: CollegeHumor

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Paula Deen Bakes an Apology Cake

CollegeHumor presents Paula Deen Bakes an Apology Cake

The former Food Network host makes amends for her old racist comments while serving up some new ones.

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