Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you’ll probably have to barium.

Not geeky enough? Maybe this one: An ion meets his atom friend on the street and says he’s lost an electron. “Are you sure?” asks the atom. The ion replies, “I’m positive.”

Okay, so maybe science-themed jokes aren’t the world’s funniest. But if you’re a scientist or certified science geek, they can be weirdly entertaining.

 

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